Wise Thought of the Day:
Never eat a stale Starburst.
Unfortunately, this truism is a result of eating a stale Starburst. It’s been 15 minutes and I am still chewing.
I wonder if there is not a larger lesson here, that this experience and related learning is not somehow applicable to life (or if I am just trying to seem like a smarty after being a dumbass and eating a stale Starburst.)